Hi Folks,
We do a ton of insightful, thoughtful, and serious features here at Footballguys, with smart people thinking deeply for you.
This is not one of those features.
This is Random Shots, and it's a few pages of me downloading my brain that gets stuffed with way too many random items from too many hours watching, reading about, and listening to Football every weekend and throughout the week. It's the only way I manage. Here's hoping it has some value for you.
We'll see. Now let's get to it.
J
If a fantasy football season were nine seconds like this video, we're about three seconds in. So far, feels accurate.
Make sure to have the sound on.
A fantasy football season in 9 seconds...
— Joe Bryant (@Football_Guys) August 15, 2022
Can't wait.
pic.twitter.com/ocfGdFTX2M
I'm with my friend LaQuan Jones. For a title of "Records In New York," I see a couple of New Jersey teams plus a team from New York here...
New York 🤠winning games@nyjets | @BuffaloBills | @Giants pic.twitter.com/xsXfmqVX3q
— FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) October 17, 2022
Small consolation for us Russell Wilson Drafters: The NFL Schedule Makers also whiffed.
This is the fourth of seven Broncos games in standalone national windows this year.
— ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) October 18, 2022
Chargers fans Monday night...
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) October 18, 2022
This was the moment #47 realized it was over...
This dude pukes, while eyeing down his opponent, and nods, “hell yes, bring it on.”
— Matt Drinkall (@DrinkallCoach) October 15, 2022
Football is awesome. pic.twitter.com/1prPvAy5y6
In hindsight, Alabama never had a chance once this was posted an hour before kickoff in Knoxville...
Vols by a billion pic.twitter.com/XHauUvSy2u
— grit (@GRITknox) October 14, 2022
I love the NFL, but College Football is fun too.
Go Big Orange https://t.co/SjKy3xFWHM
— Joe Bryant (@Football_Guys) October 16, 2022
Thanks to Footballguy Jeff Bell for that one.
October and more Michael Myers.
The fall is funny. But how he gets up is gold.
Always stay in character… pic.twitter.com/byR7we2gJW
— Michael Myers (@RealMMyers78) October 3, 2022
We're living in a magical time for camera technology.
this camera angle is insane 🤯 pic.twitter.com/cAuYUZguti
— PointsBet Sportsbook (@PointsBetUSA) October 10, 2022
With that said, just because you can does not mean you should...
The camera had to take evasive maneuvers 😂
— Bovada (@BovadaOfficial) October 16, 2022
pic.twitter.com/g8Tvazk5qY
You know I have no problem roasting soccer players.
But I'm with this guy.
This just doesn’t seem necessary😅 pic.twitter.com/vl7ysrRN7v
— Playmaker (@playmaker) October 11, 2022
Whoever is running the Seahawks' Social Media deserves a raise.
Just chillin', hbu? pic.twitter.com/EMH5Fhh7D4
— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks) October 16, 2022
It keeps going...
Y’all dirty for this 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/YjLmfWQzG2
— Purple (@ChristianDorn6) October 16, 2022
and doesn't stop.
Nice detail pic.twitter.com/kQutP4Zy9U
— Luke (@LEDLuke) October 16, 2022
Thanks to Justin Bonnema and Jake Bryant for this one.
Wide receivers compared to linebackers...
LMAO 💀🤣
— Laurie Fitzpatrick (@LaurieFitzptrck) October 16, 2022
Littleton mocking Robinson pic.twitter.com/JjyG6x5NCH
Thanks to John Lee for that one.
Things have changed for Davante Adams...
Davante Adams before he moved to Sin City and turned his back on the Lord. ;)
— Joe Bryant (@Football_Guys) October 15, 2022
HT: @nflmemes
pic.twitter.com/IBIEEJ4oto
I think these people may be on to something...
Truth pic.twitter.com/NGJik5M9aq
— Joe Bryant (@Football_Guys) October 15, 2022
Imagine Brian Daboll and the Giants with real wide receivers...
Since the Giants signed Kenny Golladay to a $70m+ contract & drafted Kadarius Toney in the 1st round their left tackle has more receiving TDs than those two combined.
— Sam Monson (@PFF_Sam) October 14, 2022
Thanks to Chris Dale for that one.
Burrow warned us...
Joe sporting Ja’Marr’s National Championship jersey 🔥@JoeyB | #CINvsNO pic.twitter.com/riBee8nAgM
— Cincinnati Bengals (@Bengals) October 16, 2022
Miami might have the best home-field advantage in sports.
There is a 30 degree difference between the two sidelines 😳 pic.twitter.com/Q8uWNo3dtX
— FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) October 16, 2022
How this happens:
People ask how the temperatures can be so different for the opposing team compared to the Dolphins at Hard Rock Stadium. This is how. pic.twitter.com/BhAEVbmBEW
— Joe Bryant (@Football_Guys) October 16, 2022
I love compelling storylines; few are better than the young guy vs. the old guy games.
This is the most one-sided comparison ever 😂 pic.twitter.com/Tz4dDP6npC
— PointsBet Sportsbook (@PointsBetUSA) October 16, 2022
Prayers up for the fantasy teams with Saquon Barkley (mine included) as he took a knee at the one Sunday. It was the smart football play to win the game. I hope Nick Chubb and the Browns were paying attention.
Saquon Fantasy owners: 🤨
— NFL (@NFL) October 16, 2022
📺: #BALvsNYG on CBS
📱: Stream on NFL+ https://t.co/a2TYogddvg pic.twitter.com/0O5shpEemv
I love you, Panthers Fans, but can we please make a Christian McCaffrey to Kansas City trade happen?
Christian McCaffrey with the one-handed snag 🔥 pic.twitter.com/ZFjzoHGEyF
— ClutchPoints (@ClutchPointsApp) October 16, 2022
Some things change with how to lead people.
Some things stay the same.
Celebrating a win and acknowledging excellent work has always been a good thing.
Arthur Smith took the O-line to the field-level suites for some beers after the Falcons' win over the 49ers 😂
— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) October 17, 2022
(via @AtlantaFalcons) pic.twitter.com/dNryfiJ5oQ
Lots of sports teams have their "thing." Whether it's a Florida Gator "chomp" or a Pittsburgh Steeler Terrible Towel or the texas university "hook em" pinky wave thing, the downside is when things don't go your way, the other team is happy to use the "thing" against you.
Packers fans got some of that this weekend with Jets cornerback Sauce Gardner wearing a Cheesehead. It's mostly good fun with a bit of disrespect thrown in. We'll see how this one goes in the future.
#Jets CB Sauce Gardner wearing a cheesehead as he leaves the field, until a #Packers player (looked like Allen Lazard) knocked it off his head.
— Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) October 16, 2022
Big win for the Baby Jets at Lambeau Field. pic.twitter.com/YX1QXMbzKZ
Bill Belichick is a National Treasure.
Bill Belichick with a whopping seven minutes and over 1,000 words on how good the Bears are pic.twitter.com/xS9UbK7zru
— Dakota Randall (@DakRandallNESN) October 19, 2022
Thanks to Sigmund Bloom for that one.
We know who we are.
Fantasy football fans everywhere.@kylepitts__ || #DirtyBirds pic.twitter.com/ZHH9s2MJPr
— Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) October 16, 2022
Mike Gesicki with another Griddy. Sunday Night Football thought he was getting better.
Getting better at it, @mikegesicki. 😂
— Sunday Night Football on NBC (@SNFonNBC) October 16, 2022
(Via: @NFL, FOX)pic.twitter.com/bPNcQ9qnfm
He was not.
To his credit, he was a good sport about it.
I promise i’m done. I’ll leave it up to the professionals for sure. Only around the house from here on out. https://t.co/uS2UYd3qN1
— Mike Gesicki (@mikegesicki) October 16, 2022
Thanks to Brian Sumner for that one.
Ja'Marr Chase, with the fake hamstring pull was my favorite move of the week.
The fake hamstring pull though 😂
— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) October 16, 2022
(via @Bengals) pic.twitter.com/lRjSiLZWj3
Music note of the week is a newish one from a Random Shots favorite, Colter Wall. Wall's a young guy from Canada, but it sounds like old-school country from Tennessee.
This was too much.
Someone told me Carson Wentz looked like Prince Harry if he ran a Bass Pro Shops and I can't unsee it. pic.twitter.com/AUHHyNfGjt
— Joe Bryant (@Football_Guys) October 19, 2022
Kirk Cousins is a "rat" and a "snitch" when he begs for the call, but Josh Allen is "competitive"...
Kirk Cousins is a rat!https://t.co/Fq2eUKmCty
— TPS (@TotalProSports) October 16, 2022
Little things matter. Braxton Berrios scored a sweet touchdown in Green Bay, and Michael Carter tried to pull Berrios away for a celebration. Instead, the wide receiver went back to congratulate and thank his blockers.
#TakeFlight have the lead! Braxton Berrios for SIX.
— Sunday Night Football on NBC (@SNFonNBC) October 16, 2022
(Via: @NFL, FOX)pic.twitter.com/0Hi5eB9hbN
I think the Patriots found their quarterback...
Bailey Zappe to Mac Jones pic.twitter.com/YadYwuPusX
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) October 16, 2022
I know I already did one of these for Kyle Pitts. Here's another. We waited a long time...
Live look at Kyle Pitts fantasy managers 🥲 pic.twitter.com/9ODroMX26r
— #RingerNFL (@ringernfl) October 16, 2022
Von Miller paying tribute to one of his heroes with the Derrick Thomas pre-game shirt.
#Bills Von Miller honoring #Chiefs legendary pass pusher Derrick Thomas pregame here at Arrowhead. pic.twitter.com/J2SzaXtS91
— Jon Scott (@JonScottTV) October 16, 2022
I get that he's Tom Brady. But here's the thing. If you want to take off for ten days in August during camp, skip practice every Wednesday, bail Friday for a competitor's wedding, and skip the walk-through on Saturday, don't be surprised when grown men balk a bit at being screamed at with F-bombs. You can tout your dedication with all the avocado ice cream you want. But people still matter in this business, and they notice if you're not there.
#TomBrady didn’t practice Wednesday, went to a wedding Friday, no team walk thru on Saturday and flew on his private jet to #Pittsburgh
— Obviously (Not) Tomlin (@Tomlin_Sense) October 16, 2022
And now he’s screaming at his offensive lineman.
That’s the leadership you want from your QB.#Steelers #HereWeGo pic.twitter.com/5lPbmazjBX
Party's back on in Pittsburgh.
Mitch to Claypool
— Benstonium (@Benstonium) October 16, 2022
TOUCHDAHN!! pic.twitter.com/VdS4XrNZlS
Undrafted rookie free Brenden Schooler recovered a punt and tried to hand the ball to his coach.
Belichick seems like he grudgingly accepts the Lamar Hunt Trophy for winning the AFC Championship. He was not impressed with the game ball gift from the rookie.
The best part was the assistant in the red hoodie stepping in to help.
the rookie recovered a muffed punt and presented the ball to Bill Belichick 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/S4wTdTZ6AI
— Warren Sharp (@SharpFootball) October 16, 2022
Harrison Butker with the no-look Steph Curry vibes from 62.
Harrison Butker knew he was good from 62 🥶pic.twitter.com/aHH9mYdTQF
— Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports) October 16, 2022
View from the endzone.
FIRST GAME BACK. FRANCHISE RECORD. @buttkicker7 pic.twitter.com/xJCmBZYh0h
— Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) October 16, 2022
The King.
Steph Curry hits a no look 3-pointer, 2022 pic.twitter.com/qCM4rG6ruG
— NBA Pics That Go Hard (@hardnbapix) June 6, 2022
This is not an Onion headline...
Tom Brady says he's finding it nearly impossible to focus on his personal life half of the year ... explaining he feels like NFL seasons are similar to "going away on deployment for the military." https://t.co/3ZxZWbP2jW
— TMZ (@TMZ) October 18, 2022
I didn't know Trubisky sounded like this... ;)
Great interview by Mitch Trubisky pic.twitter.com/X3ythPdIsl
— Idgaf (@Idgaf86919522) October 16, 2022
C.J. Gardner-Johnson with a life lesson: Always take the call or text from your grandmother.
"My grandma texted me...#FlyEaglesFly."
— Sunday Night Football on NBC (@SNFonNBC) October 17, 2022
📺: @peacock pic.twitter.com/AKgLtRIdmX
Josh Allen almost broke the Internet hurdling defenders.
how josh allen vaulting into top afc quarterback standings pic.twitter.com/IYOWluKMQ2
— mike taddow (@MikeTaddow) October 16, 2022
But this was my favorite thing Allen did Sunday.
The best thing you'll see tonight:
— Dan Fetes (@danfetes) October 17, 2022
Josh Allen GREAT QB, but an even better person.
(Wait until the end)#BillsMafia pic.twitter.com/vcbPF5v7XE
Here we go, Eagles...
Pick one QB in the NFL to start a franchise with?
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) October 17, 2022
Presented by @ChevyTrucks #Silverado #ad pic.twitter.com/btWW6stqFl
Robbie Anderson may have been a disappointment on the field. But he'll always be a Random Shots MVP for the Sir Purr clip.
Robbie Anderson learning about Sir Purr was not only the highlight of his time in Carolina, it was probably the best thing to come out of the Rhule Era pic.twitter.com/kVm783MyZP
— Trevor Sikkema (@TampaBayTre) October 17, 2022
One more college note.
Nick Saban recounts his afternoon in Knoxville.
— 🇺🇲ðŸˆTiny TennVOLðŸˆðŸ‡ºðŸ‡²GBO (@jlhenderlight12) October 19, 2022
Wrapping with this one from my friend Craig Lakins.
Fantasy Football is essentially an annual payment to be in a group chat with my friends
— doogs (@d00gs) October 17, 2022
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Thank you for being part of this goofy journey with us.
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Thanks for playing along, and I hope you make the most of whatever you're doing in your life. Love your neighbor and stick together.
Peace and Grace to you.
J