All 32 NFL Schedule Release Videos Ranked (from worst to best)

Alfredo Brown ranked all 32 of the 2025 NFL Schedule Release videos from worst to best

Alfredo Brown's All 32 NFL Schedule Release Videos Ranked (from worst to best) Alfredo Brown Published 05/16/2025

NFL Schedule Release

The NFL schedule drop has evolved into an offseason spectacle — not for the games, but for the videos. This year, teams pulled out all the stops (and some definitely should’ve stopped). From 90s throwbacks to bizarre bits that barely made sense, here’s how I ranked every 2025 NFL schedule release video, from worst to best.


32. Miami Dolphins

Grade: F
Review: They didn’t even try. Looked like a video made by AI, and not the Allen Iverson kind. This team knows how to disappoint.


31. Philadelphia Eagles

Grade: D-
Review: Yes, you won a Super Bowl recently. No, that doesn’t mean you can completely phone it in.


30. Las Vegas Raiders

Grade: D-
Review: Points for involving the staff. But otherwise, it felt like a team just checking a box. No humor, no concept — just vibes. Confused, low-effort vibes.


29. Cleveland Browns

Grade: D
Review: Weird is fine. Creative is fine. This was both, but in a way that made me uncomfortable. A strange trip with no clear direction.


28. Pittsburgh Steelers

Grade: D
Review: Slightly cringe, sort of fun. This had local car dealership energy — good intentions, awkward execution.


27. Jacksonville Jaguars

Grade: D+
Review: The opening with the Saratoga water guy had potential, but it nosedived fast. Great concept; poor follow-through.


26. New England Patriots

Grade: D+
Review: This felt more like something made for YouTube Kids than an NFL schedule reveal.


25. Denver Broncos

Grade: C-
Review: We got kids falling off sheep, so there's that. That made me laugh.


24. Green Bay Packers

Grade: C-
Review: Had major “college group project” energy. Nothing stood out.


23. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Grade: C-
Review: Gruden wasn't making me feel nicey. It was just kind of awkward and repetitive.


22. Cincinnati Bengals

Grade: C
Review: So low-effort it became a bit. I kind of admire the commitment to doing less. Bonus points for the Browns QB jab.


21. Houston Texans

Grade: C
Review: A random “Wazzupppp" reference? Okay. Not totally awful — just felt like the wrong decade.


20. Detroit Lions

Grade: C
Review: Basic drone footage. Nothing splashy but nothing cringey. It was fine.


19. Arizona Cardinals

Grade: C+
Review: Mack Wilson Sr. dropped some bars. That happened. It wasn’t bad. But it wasn’t memorable either.


18. Dallas Cowboys

Grade: C+
Review: Just players goofing around — and you know what? That’s fine. Low concept, low stakes, decent watch.


17. Carolina Panthers

Grade: B-
Review: Xavier Legette's voice change was unexpectedly hilarious. Everything else? Pretty forgettable.


16. New Orleans Saints

Grade: B-
Review: Anger Translator made a comeback. Not the freshest concept, but still good for a few laughs.


15. New York Jets

Grade: B-
Review: Impressive animation. Kept me engaged the entire time. That's about it.


14. Washington Commanders

Grade: B
Review: Never played RollerCoaster Tycoon, but this had style. Quirky and well-executed with strong theme park vibes.


13. San Francisco 49ers

Grade: B
Review: Hit the nostalgia button again — and it worked. The “Duvaaal” shout had me laughing.


12. Los Angeles Chargers

Grade: B
Review: The pioneers of this trend… might be losing steam. It’s like watching your favorite band go from indie magic to stadium sellout.


11. Indianapolis Colts

Grade: B+
Review: The Colts were spicy this year. A Tyreek Hill shot and a Rapoport vs. Schultz brawl at Starbucks?! It was great! Pretty bummed they deleted it from their timeline.


10. Kansas City Chiefs

Grade: B+
Review: Cash Cab theme was a stroke of genius. Kept things moving with humor and trivia. I didn't hate myself while watching the full six minutes.


9. Tennessee Titans

Grade: A-
Review: Comparing opponents to drug commercial side effects? Brilliant.


8. Minnesota Vikings

Grade: A-
Review: Tattooing the schedule on fans? Insane… and I loved it. It had real commitment and authenticity.


7. Baltimore Ravens

Grade: A-
Review: If you loved Severance, this was your jam. Some will be confused — others will be impressed. Either way, the effort showed.


6. Los Angeles Rams

Grade: A
Review: Give me more Brenda Song! Brenda knows ball. High production, solid pacing, great star power.


5. Chicago Bears

Editor's Note: For some reason, this video won't embed, but you can see it here.

Grade: A
Review: Lamorne Morris and Jake Johnson could read the phone book, and I’d still tune in. Their chemistry carried the whole video.


4. Seattle Seahawks

Grade: A
Review: 90s action figure commercials never miss — and this was a direct hit to my childhood. Loved every second of it.


3. Buffalo Bills

Grade: A
Review: Allen Iverson > A.I. Quick, clever, and millennial-approved. An effortless win that didn’t feel try-hard.


2. Atlanta Falcons

Grade: A+
Review: Classic Mario Kart 64 theme? YES. The Falcons didn’t just go retro — they nailed every sound effect, track reference, and Easter egg.


1. New York Giants

Editor's Note: For some reason, this video won't embed, but you can see it here.

Grade: A+
Review: A reality show parody that was perfectly awkward in all the right ways. Every character had me laughing — even the most cynical Giants fans had to respect the effort. Peak NFL offseason content.

 

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