Hi Folks,
We do a ton of insightful, thoughtful, and serious features here at Footballguys with smart people thinking deeply for you.
This is not one of those features.
This is Random Shots, and it's a few pages of me downloading my brain that gets stuffed with way too many random items from too many hours watching, reading about, and listening to football every weekend and throughout the week. It's the only way I manage. Here's hoping it has some value for you.
We'll see. Now let's get to it.
J
Jim Harbaugh is one of us.
"I love guys who like Football. Guys who like football, they like me back."
Footballguy
— Joe Bryant (@Football_Guys) September 13, 2024
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Will Compton with a perfect caption.
When you’re trying to say what’s up to everyone at the party and your boy who’s 17 beers deep can’t believe you showed up pic.twitter.com/BDFBY0F5hE
— Will Compton (@_willcompton) September 12, 2024
I'm just going to drop this one right here...
Did you really just lose to Kirk Cousins in primetime
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) September 17, 2024
Nick Sirianni:
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Caddyshack fans rejoice.
The Daryl Johnston to Judge Smails transformation is nearly complete. pic.twitter.com/eQZYBL1K5I
— Joe Bryant (@Football_Guys) September 15, 2024
My guy Jeff Bell knows things.
ZeroRB teams with Jordan Mason and Zach Charbonnet. pic.twitter.com/eLIrQOVxuJ
— Jeff Bell (@4WhomJBellTolls) September 13, 2024
Mike Gundy's my favorite living college coach. (My favorite of all time is, of course, Mike Leach.)
I love the honesty. Asked about what he liked and what he saw in a player, he said what everyone was thinking: that the guy was inexpensive.
For schools like Oklahoma State that don't have the money of Texas or Georgia, or Ohio State, they have to be creative. It's like Brad Pitt/Billy Beane and Moneyball for the A's to compete with the Yankees and Red Sox.
Listen to how Mike Gundy talks about his roster. I get it. The Oklahoma State coach isn't always politically correct. He often will step in it - for lack of a better term. But damnit I appreciate his authenticity. Just call it what it is. pic.twitter.com/Bhmv7i5jpX
— Chris Williams (@ChrisMWilliams) September 9, 2024
Me at 1:00 PM on Sundays for the next few months...
Me at 1:00PM today pic.twitter.com/EdLrrXjHnR
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) September 8, 2024
Almost everything worked for Alabama in Madison on Saturday.
Alabama player tries to plant a flag on Wisconsin’s field and fails miserably.
— OutKick (@Outkick) September 14, 2024
Only thing to go right for the Badgers today. pic.twitter.com/EgVtVvkeRY
Eagles - Falcons in 13 seconds.
Eagles vs. Falcons recap pic.twitter.com/m6jvdWLrf7
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) September 17, 2024
It's only Week 3, and I'm already over it.
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) September 17, 2024
This isn't Kelce's fault. I'm guessing he didn't ask for Monday Night Football to be turned into the Jason Kelce Show. But I'm with Sports Illustrated's Jimmy Traina; that was embarrassing.
Florida State is 0-3.
Memphis walking into the Florida State Athletic Department to collect 1.3 millionpic.twitter.com/cai0PVT8W0 https://t.co/Ux5W6VswVk
— Hater Report (@HaterReport_) September 14, 2024
I'm not sure what I expected from Nick Saban on Game Day. But this is great.
Saban singing Wagon Wheel is everything I didn’t know I needed and more pic.twitter.com/5RiDV8WzjZ
— Courtney McKinney (@CourtAnne1225) September 14, 2024
And this is gold.
Pat McAfee feeding Nick Saban some tomahawk steak on College Gameday pic.twitter.com/mjlz8EJvww
— Chris Gordy (@ChrisGordy) September 14, 2024
Truth.
Unfortunate. But Truth.
Y'all just keep acting like the Madden Curse isn't real... pic.twitter.com/exBUcm1tnS
— Joe Bryant (@Football_Guys) September 18, 2024
Justin Jefferson with cold facts.
Justin Jefferson was asked if how the #49ers defended Garrett Wilson will help him prepare:
— NFL Notifications (@NFLNotify) September 14, 2024
“Respectfully, I’m not Garrett Wilson”
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Jefferson has a point...
Justin Jefferson is insane ? pic.twitter.com/l2ersup5Hy
— NFL Retweet (@NFLRT) September 15, 2024
Go Vols.
This one might go in the HOF. ? pic.twitter.com/zWeemwI0eR
— ZehDuck (@ZehDuck) September 14, 2024
I live in the South, so Waffle House is a sacred institution. This warmed my heart.
The Waffle House CEO passed away this week and the No. 1 offensive line recruit in the country leads his team out on the field carrying a Waffle House flag just a few days later.
— Nick Harris (@NickHarrisFWST) September 14, 2024
It doesn’t get any more American than this. https://t.co/q6zHepUIBe
Music Note of the Week is a classic.
Whether you'd call yourself a Bob Dylan fan or not (Narrator Voice: You probably should...), he's an undeniable foundational influence in music.
His "Don't Think Twice, It's All Right" gets me.
Sometimes, the "Mic'd Up" segments are my favorite part of the game.
Ok this got me ? pic.twitter.com/J4U5icNzzM
— Rock (@TheCensoredRock) September 14, 2024
Josh Allen bodied a guy and didn't have to say a word.
This worst than telling somebody they trash https://t.co/qTVSdpU580
— ? (@NewMediaSports_) September 13, 2024
In hindsight, the 49ers never had a chance.
?? @ivan_pacejr pic.twitter.com/fciYD4CyI4
— Minnesota Vikings (@Vikings) September 15, 2024
Tedy Bruschi with a unique insight into returning to play after a serious injury.
Superb: https://t.co/JKdWjELFew
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) September 15, 2024
Twitter Community Notes are savage.
How much does Jim Harbaugh love Justin Herbert?
Jim Harbaugh said he went to the #Chargers equipment staff earlier this week and asked for a pair of the same sneakers Justin Herbert wears. Harbaugh was wearing them today.
— Daniel Popper (@danielrpopper) September 13, 2024
“There’s not a gene in his body I wouldn’t immediately trade for,” Harbaugh said of Herbert.
Jayden Daniels with how to win over a fanbase.
Jayden Daniels is already creating core memories for Commanders fans. ?? #RaiseHail
— NBC Sports (@NBCSports) September 15, 2024
(via NFL)
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Non-Football note. Muhammad Ali was different.
Muhammad Ali's head movement was truly one of a kind pic.twitter.com/5geSb8XOYy
— Historic Vids (@historyinmemes) September 15, 2024
The Colts All Whites are clean.
The Tundra isn’t quite frozen yet so we brought some ice. ? pic.twitter.com/qkgft9wx86
— Indianapolis Colts (@Colts) September 15, 2024
Made for a beautiful uniform matchup.
Colts vs Packers looking just about the same as it ever has. pic.twitter.com/m5oPFDPSSo
— ?????? ?????? (@HelmetAddict) September 15, 2024
Our game can be a cruel game.
CMC says he’s ready for Week 2 ? pic.twitter.com/LbZJzQWDpS
— PFF Fantasy & Betting (@PFF_Fantasy) September 11, 2024
A Hook and Ladder play is always cool. But a Hook and Ladder to the left tackle is next level.
Hook & Ladder to the LEFT TACKLE ?
— Footballism (@FootbaIIism) September 14, 2024
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And yes, before you fire up a snarky email, I know it's officially the Hook and Lateral. I'm a man of the People. So it's Hook and Ladder here.
Trust me, I know it's difficult to stay on top of all your marketing and social media.
But a gambling ad featuring Christian McCaffrey on Sunday of Week 2 seems sub-optimal.
? Sunday Night Football is here! Get instant access to all the lines and odds for today's matchups! ? https://t.co/zYrF4ifPDt #SNF #NFL pic.twitter.com/Zs2xQnI94W
— BUSR | Bet with Confidence (@PlayBUSR) September 15, 2024
Herbert was ready this week.
Justin Herbert was prepared for the Jim Harbaugh hype up this time around ?
— NFL Retweet (@NFLRT) September 15, 2024
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Truth.
— Sleeper (@SleeperHQ) September 15, 2024
Hang it in the Louvre.
DK Metcalf was long striding. pic.twitter.com/c5P7243VyC
— Joe Bryant (@Football_Guys) September 15, 2024
Aidan Hutchison is a problem.
Aidan Hutchinson today
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) September 15, 2024
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If games were won or lost based on uniforms, Oregon would be unstoppable.
???? looking glorious in the sun. pic.twitter.com/s6lVINX1Sq
— NFL Fashion Advice (@fashion_nfl) September 14, 2024
Packers leaving it all on the field.
I think this is it pic.twitter.com/pAWWlWAhC0
— BadgerDave (@badger_dave_) September 15, 2024
That can create some challenges for the quarterback...
LaFleur: “I asked Malik why he didn’t throw it on that third down and he told me Josh threw up on the ball.”
— Matt Schneidman (@mattschneidman) September 15, 2024
And yes, that's a thinly veiled excuse to post an all-timer.
The Alabama defensive lineman knew it was over at this exact moment.
I'm sorry, did this Tennessee lineman just vomit and turn it into an intimidation tactic...? pic.twitter.com/WyFBkICwTp
— Joey Hayden (@_joeyhayden) October 15, 2022
I hear Eagles or Cowboys fans talk about how terrible things are for their team and shake my head.
God Bless you Panthers Fans.
Poor panthers fans ? pic.twitter.com/4EOctJls0L
— Fanatics Sportsbook (@FanaticsBook) September 15, 2024
I felt this a little too much.
Marvin Harrison Jr.. SCORED SOME FANTASY POINTS pic.twitter.com/CUyMfZIhra
— Sleeper (@SleeperHQ) September 15, 2024
Never Apologize For A Win.
SEVENTH FIELD GOAL OF THE DAY DAN QUINN AND Jayden Daniels GET THEIR FIRST WIN AS COMMANDERS
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) September 15, 2024
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There's still room.
Sam Darnold bandwagon, you say? pic.twitter.com/jI7DBDFd3z
— Doug Farrar ? (@NFL_DougFarrar) September 15, 2024
Live look in on Kyler Murray.
Kyler Murray realizing he should throw to that guy named Marvin Harrison Jr. pic.twitter.com/LZWQVI6JME
— Hater Report (@HaterReport_) September 15, 2024
Malik Willis looked like a different player.
Coaching Matters.
Experience Matters.
I'm no defensive coordinator. But I do not like this matchup.
When you want that one kid’s birth certificate checked in pop warner pic.twitter.com/svI6M6MwNA
— Charles Robinson (@CharlesRobinson) September 15, 2024
The Titans are in an interesting and precarious spot. Will Levis will flash potential and then follow with terrible plays. How this staff manages him will be something to watch.
Brian Callahan… not happy pic.twitter.com/K6BKsJ4R3K
— Jordan Dajani (@JordanDajani) September 15, 2024
I love Justin Jefferson.
But check out the wheels on the official at the end.
Justin Jefferson 97 YARD TUDDY!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/0PJs9mheCK
— NFL (@NFL) September 15, 2024
"Defensive backs are just wannabe WRs who can't catc..."
Cam Taylor-Britt INTERCEPTION OF THE YEAR
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) September 15, 2024
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Better angle:
INTERCEPTION OF THE YEAR ?pic.twitter.com/Jhtz4tvUYV
— NFL Retweet (@NFLRT) September 15, 2024
My friend Cooterdoodle bringing heat.
If you don’t want to wear anything Offensive for Halloween, just dress up like the Chicago Bears.
— cooterdoodle (@cooterdoodle) September 16, 2024
Send this to the Kansas City hater in your life.
“AND THE CHIEFS TURN IT OVER ON DOW— pic.twitter.com/C1epg3QVrC
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) September 15, 2024
Don't miss your window to sell high on Kyler Murray.
Kyler Murray is playing really well. You have a sell high window until Week 8. pic.twitter.com/peQywjK1OX
— Al Smizzle (@AlZeidenfeld) September 15, 2024
Aiden Hutchison is great, but T.J. Watt's out there sacking QBs with his aura.
Bo Nix just got sacked by TJ Watt’s aura pic.twitter.com/QJGl7Lzn23
— Eric (@proptologydept) September 15, 2024
Mood check:
DJ Moore already sick of this dude ?? pic.twitter.com/2QEwGCHKeF
— Hater Report (@HaterReport_) September 16, 2024
Bo Nix takes an early lead for Random Shots Rookie Of The Year.
Bo Nix with the most literal answer of the year pic.twitter.com/LM4cE7JKSR
— Scotty Gange (@Scotty_G6) September 16, 2024
I'm like Ben. I thought this was going to be ugly.
Man, I thought this was about to be a murder. Nelson did about the nicest/legal thing he could have done here lol pic.twitter.com/BFdQSszwWc
— Ben Fennell (@BenFennell_NFL) September 16, 2024
Random Shots Starting QB, Jameis Winston.
Football Guy pic.twitter.com/u0r7KIu80w
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) September 16, 2024
Yup.
— Pardon My Take (@PardonMyTake) September 17, 2024
This aged poorly.
Still more exciting than the Falcons-Eagles MNF game pic.twitter.com/O2EqwoBRTv
— TPS (@TotalProSports) September 17, 2024
It's a different game at this level.
This Caleb Williams play would’ve gone for a 70 yard touchdown in the pac 12 . He’s playing against grown men with families so it’s an interception pic.twitter.com/b9mSJW37kC
— John (@iam_johnw) September 16, 2024
Which leads to what I'll wrap with.
I love this so much from C.J. Stroud.
.@CJ7STROUD had some words of encouragement for @CALEBcsw.
— NFL (@NFL) September 17, 2024
"You're gonna be a hell of a player in this league." ? pic.twitter.com/EkGCMOl0ew
He didn't have to take the extra time here, but he went out of his way to encourage Caleb Williams. Who looked like he'd rather be anywhere else. At one point, Williams brushed it off with "Yeah, I know," and Stroud had to pull him back with, "Look. C'mere.." and told him he'd be a hell of a player in this league.
Williams had just been thrashed on National TV so I get why he might want to get out of there. But Williams isn't the point of this. The point is Stroud. And taking a few extra seconds to encourage someone a little less experienced. And the bigger point is it doesn't really matter how Williams received it. That's on him. For Stroud, his part was to offer some goodness.
As always, I'll ask how this relates to us. Most of us aren't elite professional athletes, and it's easy to shrug something like this off as not applicable. I'd say it absolutely applies to us. I'd be willing to bet there are several people in your circle of influence who'd love some encouragement. For someone to "see" them and acknowledge something good in them. Think about how that might work in your life. About how you might encourage someone. And then do it.
Shoot me an email at Bryant@Footballguys.com if you do, and let me know how it went.
Thank you for being part of this goofy journey with us.
And thanks to Footballguys Keith Overton, Bob Henry and Clayton Gray for the help. If you've got a Random Shot of your own, email me at bryant@footballguys.com.
Thanks for playing along, and I hope you make the most of whatever you're doing in your life. Love your neighbor and stick together.
Peace and Grace to you.
J